Song & Dance is currently in Droitwich, catching up on some laundry. And then heading for Worcester and Tewkesbury. Maybe.
Unfortunately the GPS widget that enabled us to give “real-time” updates of our position is broken, and in any case the system required a PC permanently switched on. The Chief Cook has appropriated the space for the latter, so minute by minute updates are a thing of the past, at least for the time being.
If you feel an urgent need to know our exact whereabouts, you can call the First Officer… 07774 129606.
Or if you must use modern technology, send an email to the Chief Navigator at email@example.com or leave a message on Farcebook.