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The best laid plans…

With hot weather, and too much to eat and drink, it was looking like a possibly restless night, and so it proved. Having given up meditating on the undergrowth, we were woken by that unmistakeable sound of the Captain leaping aboard and giving forth with a full, open throated victory “yowl”, only somewhat moderated by the small furry rodentoid mute firmly and inextricably grasped in his molars.

Promised for Friday lunchtime, by early afternoon we’d established that due to the wonders of the wholesaler’s computer system, our part had not only failed to arrived at Shepperton Marina, but they were now out of stock and no more would be available to until at least mid-July. And I thought aircraft parts could be problematical. So much for hanging around waiting!

A somewhat testy phone call with the wholesaler elicited the information that one last pump-out cap could be located at their sub-office somewhere in Outer Mongolia, or perhaps the Norfolk Broads – I forget which. Anyway, they promised to get it delivered to Uxbridge Boat Centre for Tuesday, whom we expected to pass somewhere around then. They also promised to call Uxbridge and tell them we’d be calling in to collect it.

By now, it was getting too late to set off and expect to find moorings on a sunny Friday evening, so another chill-out session ensued at our Shepperton moorings before eventually heading off down stream on the Saturday morning.

Walton BridgeWalton Bridge

The new Walton bridge is rather fine. Wonder why they named it after the first mate.

Sad Eyed?Goodnight Irene

Just near there, we wondered if the rather grey Lady of the Lowlands was as Sad-Eyed as she looked. And the naval gun standing guard over Goodnight Irene may be the Environment Agency’s latest attempt to catch licence dodgers, or perhaps is just there to deter anyone from singing anything other than Leadbelly’s version when they pass.

Wonder what the tartan looks likeDivebombing Parakeet

We also wondered what tartan might be appropriate for this cruiser, moored near The Anglers, which really does have a dive-bombing parakeet as its pub sign, just in case anyone disbelieved us.

And so, heading further downstream, we eventually moored up right under the gold plated gates at Hampton Court Palace: we were lucky to get in there, it would appear.

Following the Heron Home

After three nights in Pyrford Marina on precarious moorings being blown around by the wind and rain (no pontoon or finger posts, just roped up at the back and slack ropes onto a pole halfway down the boat) , the washing was all done and dried, and the crew were going stir-crazy. With the water tank at the front of the boat, and a food-grade hose that only reaches halfway down the boat, we were going to have to move somewhere on Wednesday morning or run out of water – just turning the boat round clearly wasn’t an option here!

Precarious PyrfordYing Tong

The river continues to provide a source of dreadful boat names: Weyward Lass and the apparently piano-less Steinwey to name but two, so it was a relief to find ourselves moored next to Ripple (cue the Grateful Dead), Ying Tong iddle I po, and Grin and Tonic. The moulded rubber bow “fender” of Ying Tong makes us suspect it was once a Black Prince hire boat – never seen any others like that.

Thankfully Wednesday dawned fair and relatively calm, so after spending most of the morning filling the water tank from a tap that didn’t give much more than a trickle when fully open, and doing some other chores, we set off back onto the Wey. As it was now lunchtime, the only possible course of action was to moor up immediately opposite the marina entrance at The Anchor for Guinness and lunch.

Then a long haul cruise (45 minutes) to moor up at the entrance to Walsham Lock Weir for a walk into Ripley for afternoon tea and cakes at a the cook’s favourite cafe. The walk is familiar, last done in the Christmas Holidays, but much nicer in the warm sunshine! It’s a hard life.

Walsham Weir EntranceFollow The Heron Home

Walsham Lock is a delightful spot to stay for the night: sheltered, just a few boats across the water, a cuckoo calling, deer in the woods opposite, a bit of white noise from the weir lulling one to sleep, and as we got back from Ripley, and a heron to follow home. (Incidentally, we were at the concert where that video was made – seems a long time ago now).

Mind Your Head: Low Bridges and Nostalgia

Setting off from what proved to be the longest day’s cruising this year (some 11.5 miles), we were reminded that a couple of road bridges at Fleet were low with a capital L. Coming uphill, with a full water tank, we had squeezed under the Reading Road South and Pondtail Bridges without much ado. But the latter is lower on one side than the other, and coming downhill you approach it on a bend under another higher bridge, without any decent visibility, and you start on the higher side, so it gets lower as you proceed. Ho hum.

Clearly the only thing to do was to fortify ourselves with some Guinness at The Fox & Hounds, Church Crookham, then some shopping in Fleet’s Waitrose.

Fox & Hounds, Church Crookham, Fleet

Many, many Tuesday evenings were spent in the back room of the Fox and Hounds in the late 70s and early 80s: it was the home of Fleet Folk Club of many fond memories, and a musically formative time for the first mate. Going inside was weird: the car park was unchanged, but the inside bore no resemblance to the place we used to know. There was also a 45 minute wait for food, so just a Guinness each way it was. Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be!

At Reading Road South out came the tape measure: our air draft seemed to be about 5ft 9in without dismantling the cratch (not to be tackled lightly), the bridge air draft 5ft 10in. Piling the heavy shopping at the front, we set off very gingerly, and just squeezed under. Pondtail was even more nerve wracking, at the far (lower) side there was less than an inch clearance from the cratch, and the underside of the bridge scarred with many scrape marks from boats that hadn’t quite made it. Memo to self: when the Navigation Notes warn of a low bridge, take it seriously!

Mrs ASBO and broodPlane-spotter FranBiggles follows the trail

Returning to Eelmoor again for the night, it was comforting to see that Mrs Asbo still had eight cygnets, although they were now too big to all climb into the saddle at once, while Mr Asbo seemed quite happy to watch the rest of his family gobbling up duck food from a respectable distance, with only the softest of warning hisses. Perhaps fatherhood has mellowed him.

The chief cook decided to take her post-cruise coffee up the bank and go plane spotting; the Captain followed close behind but soon decided there were more interesting flying objects in the bushes. It’s a peaceful spot, until 06:00Z, when the early take-offs start…

Odiham Magna Carta weekend

[Parental Advisory… there are pictures and mentions of Morris Dancing in this post]

Odiham not only takes its connection to the Magna Carta seriously, but clearly has a vibrant community who were determined to celebrate/commemorate the 800th anniversary in no mean fashion. On the Friday evening there was a parade round town (which most of the town seemed to join in) and loads of people dressed in mediaeval kit; there were Morris Dancers and Shire Horses getting in everyone’s way (well the dancers were), food an craft stalls aplenty and so on. On the Saturday the town and environs was apparently awash with 20 Morris sides – we managed to avoid most of them – and up at the Castle a big mediaeval village re-enactment with all sorts of people in costumes etc. Amazingly for a Bank Holiday weekend the weather stayed warm and fair and everyone seemed to be having a great time.

Knickerbocker Glory Appalachian DancersKnickerbocker Glory

The Appalachian Cloggers Knickerbocker Glory entertained the post procession crowds in The Bury: the chap in the pictures taught SWMBO’s Jackstraws Morris many decades ago.

Sourdeval Brass BandSourdeval Brass Band

The Brass Band from twin-town Sourdeval showed the Salvation Army a thing or two both musically and sartorially.

Garston GallopersShinfield Shambles

Local sides Garston Gallopers and Shinfield Shambles tried hard on the longish grass, and no matter how good the dancing or otherwise, the latter’s choice of name is brave.

Knockhundred ShuttlesKnockhundred Trombonist

Man with bouquet on head

Meanwhile, the Knockhundred Shuttles fared a lot better clogging on tarmac, even if their squire had his head in a bouquet for some reason. Come to that, you don’t see many trombone playing Morris dancers either.

Shire HorseOn the road again...

Making a similar noise with their feet, the Shire Horses pulling a dray from local brewery Andwells proved popular, as did their beer.

Heading for Reading

With a promise of some engineering attention from Piper Boats at the end of the week, it was time to set sail for the delights of Reading. When we left Abingdon, we had spotted the steam barge Magic Dragon moored up at the chandlery, and it reminded us of some nice, cat-friendly moorings at Beale Park, where we spotted her last September, so headed off for there.

Stopping in Goring/Streatley for lunch, the size of the weir provides a salutary reminder that the river is getting bigger and bigger. And as per our last visit the Goring Art Gallery had some works with folkie connections, in this instance Caroline Ritson, better known to us as a member of the ceilidh band The Geckoes and (long long ago) the infamous Jumpleads.

Goring LockThe Swan, StreatleyStreatley Common

The Captain pronounced satisfaction on our arrival at the Beale Park moorings.

Sir surveying the mooring pinsAnyone home?

The photogenic cottage in the woods across the river had clearly decided on a variation of the three china ducks flying up the living room wall.

In a Cottage, In a Wood...Three ducks

And as well as being a nice place to moor up, the Inland Waterways Association Festival at Beale Park some years ago was the first time we came across Piper Boats and their Dutch Barges, while Fran has fond memories of childhood visits to the wildlife park with her grandparents. Mind you, back then they had hundreds of peacocks, which wouldn’t have exactly made for a quiet mooring spot.

Jackstraws Morris at Oxford Folk Festival

The place was awash with morris dancers all weekend (mutter, mutter), so apparently some pictures must be posted. Managed to restrict things just to Jackstraws – many of the other sides seen were – errr – less than inspiring, if more exotically costumed and made-up.

Morris Dancing forbiddenAll up.

Just before dancing, some stray from a Civil War society angrily read a proclamation forbidding morris dancing in Oxford on a Sunday: the impact was lessened by his dentures coming loose in the excitement. Jackstraws were worth watching, as always.

Broad Street, OxfordShepherd's Hey

Shirley and Kris get airborne in Oxford CastleOh No. Not the Upton-on-Severn Stick Dance again...

Hellfire and Brimstone… Oxford Style

While eating our tea on the Friday before having a foray into town to see if we could find some music (it being the opening evening of Oxford Folk Festival), we were puzzled by a police heli hovering over the town centre for the best part of an hour. Once we walked into town it soon became clear: the iconic Randolph Hotel had been seriously on fire and a chunk of the town centre become a no-go area. To make things worse, there was so much smoke that several other establishments with air conditioning (including – deep irony – The Old Fire Station, Folk Festival HQ and venue) had inhaled enough to set their fire alarms off as well. They all had to be evacuated too and checked out by the Fire Brigade chappies. A cacophony of fire alarms… Still, we managed to get into a nice concert in the Wesleyan church so all was not lost.

Saturday lunchtime saw a concert in the splendidly – nay, almost excessively – ornate St Barnabas Church (would never have guessed it was an Anglican church) . Billed as The Rheingans Sisters plus John Spiers and “a very special guest, the former were musically splendid, with their Scandewegian harmonies ringing in acoustically alive church, although sitting down at floor level to play in front of large audience in unraked seating was a visual error. Only those in the front row could see anything: six rows back all we could see was  the occasional bow tip or banjo machine head waving round over a sea of heads. (Gives new meaning to “mysterious ways” I suppose).

And given that Bellowhead were in town on Saturday night, guessing the identity of the “very special guest” was hardly  going to be taxing. Despite not having played as a duo for over year, they were expectedly splendid. Seeing an entire large church audience cheering The Rochdale Coconut Dance to the rafters and energetically careening around the aisles to Sloe Benga was memorable, even if slightly bizarre given the very high-church surroundings. Concert of the year so far…

The Gospel according to St. SqueezyNo surprise there then..The Gospel according to Spiers and Boden

Here We Go Leaky Loo, Here We Go…

As we headed on down into Oxford Town, we noticed that the bathroom floor was oozing water, with very similar symptoms to a toilet leak we suffered on our first week’s proving cruise last year. Fortunately it looked like clean water…

Graham (the energetic man of all trades leaping around in Splashdown in Longport) was dispatched Oxford-wards at OMG o’clock, arrived at breakfast time and soon fixed the problem before heading off to some other problem in Derby. Gets around that chap!

We’d moored just 20 yards across the water from the very splendid and ornate St Barnabas Church in Jericho, one of the venues for the Oxford Folk Festival weekend, where there would apparently be nasty outbreaks of morris dancing, including some from SWMBO. A quick foray into town showed that while the morris sides were as usual slow to appear, a splendid Cossack Dance Troupe from Perm (twinned with Oxford) had got ahead of the game and were entertaining bemused shoppers a day early.

Yarmarka Dance Team from PermYarmarkaNice Cossack bootsFran changes sides...

Fran was very taken, got roped into their version of Bonny Green, and was contemplating joining them but thought it was perhaps a bit far to go for practices on a  Monday evening. Mind you, the lead singer was a bit fearsome, and the twirly skirts competition intense, so perhaps it was for the best…

YarmarkaCompetition for the Twirly Skirt prize is intense.

Old Friends and New

Just noticed that some blog postings from the launch date have either gone AWOL, or were never posted in the first place: just for completeness they’ll get (re?)posted with the original date, just in case anyone wonders what on earth is going on. (A permanent state of mind on Song & Dance these days, we fear…)

Song & Dance is pretty much an identical copy of Toulouse, a boat made about three or four years ago for Mr & Mrs Walker. We saw it at Piper’s annual gathering at Henley, where it turned out they were taking it in part-ex for a shiny new Dutch Barge (called Lautrec – quelle surprise).  We liked Toulouse a lot but couldn’t do anything then – ah well. But a few months later Pipers offered to make us a copy at a mutually agreeable price, and there rest is history. We last saw her moored in Thames & Kennet Marina at Reading in early 2014.

And then we head up to Cropredy in March to move Song & Dance into dry dock for a day when a long (70ft) boat the other side of the marina moved off, and who did we see hiding behind it: Toulouse. Probably been there all winter, just like us. She’d gone when we set off last week, but who should we find moored at Ayhno with a fancy clothes dryer???

Twin Toulouse

Occasional trips to Cropredy over the winter found us parked next to a car proudly displaying a Yateley Morris Men sticker. We knew Ian & Janet (who run the  bar at the estimable Guildford folk club) were having a boat built – called Tuesday Night – and were going moor it at Cropredy. Looked like they’d arrived, and sure enough they had.

Another “hail fellow” we bumped into at Cropredy was another folkie Ian, who we used to see pretty much every week in the late 70s and early 80s at South Hill Park until he moved to Midhurst or Chichester or somewhere and started a morris side. What is  it about narrowboaters and morris dancers? His boat’s called Cuckoo’s Nest but presumably to avoid prosecution under the Obscene Publications act or to avoid upsetting local sensibilities and Ken Kesey fans, the only place her name appears is in very small print on the Canal & River Trust licence.

Wandering around the marina, we also saw several other boats that looked familiar from last year, including Red Kite.

The Naming of the Beast (Genesis 2:20)

One can’t help indulge in casual boat-spotting in between stints preparing the Captain’s meals and working through locks, although he’s such a hard task-master that there isn’t always time to write them down.

We’ve spotted a few Piper Boats boats around (IYSWIM), including an un-named (as far as we could see) wide beam barge just in grey primer, just before the first narrow lock going up the South Oxford Canal. Must have been a challenge getting it as far as that through the narrow bridges! Saw Iona moored near Newbury, and given the proximity to the Thames & Kennet marina (where a lot of them are launched and initially based) saw a couple of Piper Dutch Barges on the stretch of the Thames just above Reading, including Kabouter (it’s Dutch/Afrikaans for gnome or leprechaun), and Josephine. We’d looked around both of them at Piper’s Henley bun-fight last year.

Josephine, near Beale Park

We were sad to hear that Stan – Josephine’s feline master – had passed away a month or so beforehand.  Don’t know if the vacancy has been advertised yet.

One boat that seems to attract considerable interest on t’interweb thingy is (variously) Walhalla (the old German spelling), Valhalla or even Balhalla, depending on how you read the initial letter painted on the side. Certainly a striking wide beam boat (it appears that there might  have been a narrow beam forerunner). Spotted just as we were leaving Wallingford, the driver’s clothing makes you wonder if perhaps all those pill-boxes on the Upper Thames might come in useful after all.

Walhalla at WallingfordWalhalla at Wallingford

We’re still not quite sure what to make of Caring Yo-Yo, or what Dashiel Hammett would make of Maltose Falcon, either.

Caring Yo-YoMaltose Falcon

The Maltose Falcons are apparently a long-standing American home-brew club, and students of folk music history may notice a subtle foodie reference to Ms June Tabor in the background.

Other names to have raised a groan were the wide-beam Muchroom Bargee , the rather scruffy L’eau Life, and the electrical engineer’s Me Ohm, while presumably the owners of Beerstalker and Tempranillo – The Grape Escape will be needing these new pills the government are going to give us to cure excess consumption.

Finally, the enigmatic Gnum Pus remains, errr, enigmatic…